I'm off on holiday tomorrow! I'm going to Skegness for a week with the wife an kids, and when I come back, I'll have stopped smoking.

Tonight, tho.... Tonight, I get stoned. Stoned for the last time. It's gonna be great, but sad. I'll be saying goodbye to an old friend, that kept me from going over the edge. Granted it's also an old friend that burned all my money, turned me into a zombie (at times), and has definetly not helped me on the health side of things. But I'll miss him. Like a hole in your nutsack.

So that's it, I'm off, I'll be back on the 29th. Be good.

N.W.A. Greatest Hits

http://rapidshare.de/files/36097461/NWAGreHi.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.de/files/3609930NWAGreHi.part2.rar

1.Live Intro (1989)
2.Arrested (Insert)
3.Gangsta Gangsta
4.F*** Tha Police (Insert)
5.F*** Tha Police
6.Compton's In The House - (live)
7.Break Out (Insert)
8.Straight Outta Compton - (Extended Mix)
9.If It Ain't Ruff
10.Real Niggaz
11.I Ain't Tha 1
12.Alwayz Into Somethin'
13.Don't Drink That Wine
14.Just Don't Bite It
15.Cash Money (Insert)
16.Express Yourself - (remix)
17.100 Miles And Runnin'
18.B**** Iz A B****, A
19.Real Niggaz Don't Die
20.Chin Check - (bonus track)
21.Hello - (bonus track)

Teoti is back!!!!

Yes folks, the best place on teh intraweb is back!

Back with a .us, instead of a .com. us is more frindly than a word that looks like con.

Hats off to rick, and to mark, for putting it all together...

LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!!!

Click here for The End Of The Internet

U.S. Army sniper nails record shot

Gazing through the telescopic sight of his M-24 rifle, Army Staff Sgt. Jim Gilliland, leader of Shadow sniper team, fixed his eye on the Iraqi insurgent who had just killed an American soldier...

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Gravity Trains: Take a 42 minute ride from Hawaii to New York

In the 17th century, Robert Hooke showed that if the technology could be developed to bore deep holes through the Earth, a vehicle with sufficiently reduced friction could use such a tunnel to travel to another point anywhere on the on Earth within 45 minutes, regardless of distance. Even more amazingly, the vehicle would require negligible fuel.

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I found a good page for advice on Royals...

Click here for link...

It's Snake feeding day, today. I've got a mating pair of Royal Pythons (ball pythons in the US). I call the male Bluey, because of his, almost holographic, blue sheen. And his wife is called Babs, after a good net-friend of mine, Angry_Babs. Anyway, it's a big rat each, and about 90 minutes, to get the job done. I love it, seeing them strike, and stuff it down in one. It's the only bit of real fun they get. All the shagging they do, could it still be fun?!?

Who knows? Snakes are deaf. Did you know that? And if your holding a cup of hot tea when one strikes, it will normally aim for the cup...

Good weed tonight... I'll miss the good weed feeling. But not the effects.

Street Racing Philly Style...

Pictures of Dubai in the fog

These were taken from the 33rd level Emirates Towers. Simply surreal.

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I've found a cool post...

!!LOOK HERE!!

This site will tell you all about the questions that burn in your soul, and keep you awake at night! Such as... What was the moon like on your birthday? What egyptian month was it? And your life path number? What about your birthstone? What was the population then? How much do you really know about YOUR special day?

Here's some randon datails about me...

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 4.65166340508806 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

As of 10/15/2006 8:30:37 PM EDT
You are 32 years old.
You are 390 months old.
You are 1,698 weeks old.
You are 11,885 days old.
You are 285,260 hours old.
You are 17,115,630 minutes old.
You are 1,026,937,837 seconds old.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/23/1974 and ending 2/10/1975.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Tiger.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Hawk; your plant is Dandelion.

Sorry, I've been at the kids house for a few days, hope I aint missed much..

6 days to go, and I'll be an ex-smoker...

I hope I do it...

Oooh... the car's working again... Only cost me a tenner to gat fixed. Not often that happens.

My princess has an abcess on a tooth, and has a Desperate Dan chin at the min... Not pretty, but she freaks out at the dentist every time, so they're gonnna have to put her under to sort it. She's not in a lot of pain, mainly just when her brother karate kicks her there!

Jack read a book to me today!

I'm so proud of him!!! It was Spot Goes To a Party, and he read about 70% of it with no prompting from me. I'm a happy Dad. He also had 8 flash cards to learn, just ramdon letters, and he did 6 of them, so that's pretty good too. He also treated me to a full rendition of his 3rd fave song, the ABC's!!! I was stunned
to say the least.

It's not that I've got low expectations of my kids, I try not to have any expectations other than they have manners and respect. Whatever they achieve afer that under their own steam, is stunning.

The wife's getting bigger, and the date's getting closer. 8 weeks to go until the world gets turned upside-down again! I can't f00kin wait. We've got another scan soon, so watch this space for the pics.

I've got an MRI scan this Wednesday, which is gonna stop me from getting to karate, plus I'm away next week in Skegness with the wife and kids, for a week, so I'll
miss that one too. I'm gonna be a bit rusty when I get back.

Wow... I've wrote an essay. Nuff said.

A story of a hero... 

Amazing Video: How One man could Build Stonehenge

Wally Wallington has demonstrated that he can lift a Stonehenge-sized pillar weighing 22,000 lbs and single-handedly moved a barn over 300 ft. What makes this so special is that he does it using only himself, gravity, and his incredible ingenuity.

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Mini putt

Really cool Golf game. I got 40 (-8 under par).

Click here fore link

What if humans were gone right now?

This time line tells you...

I need to go lap-dancing more often...

dr3n, you shoulda fucked work off, and came with us....

It was fun. Lots to there, DO NOT MOVE ALONG!!

First Antimatter Chemistry

The Athena collaboration, an experimental group working at the CERN laboratory in Geneva, has measured chemical reactions involving antiprotonic hydrogen, a bound object consisting of a negatively charged antiproton paired with a positively charged proton.

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Shrimp on a treadmill

Well karate was fun tonight, loads of new starters, 
which meant we did all the simple stuff, and not the
punishing streches and stance work, I was expecting.

Time for beer now, and a trawl thru teh Intraweb.

Oh, and dinner... yummy for my tummy.....

Lost city 'could rewrite history'

it's an old story but.....

The city is believed to predate the Harappan civilisation
By BBC News Online's Tom Housden

The remains of what has been described as a huge lost city may force historians and archaeologists to radically reconsider their view of ancient human history.

Marine scientists say archaeological remains discovered 36 metres (120 feet) underwater in the Gulf of Cambay off the western coast of India could be over 9,000 years old.

The vast city - which is five miles long and two miles wide - is believed to predate the oldest known remains in the subcontinent by more than 5,000 years.



My comment....

It's pretty obvious what it is. It's no lost city, 9000 years old.
It's Dr Evils lair, abandoned after he turned good, and found
his family again, ending years of pent up agression and evilness.

duh...

 Link to original story from 2002

Check your car out on this website, not  HPi check, 
but you get some details, and it's free. 

Just click on the vehicle enquiry link on the left,
Fill in the vehicle reg, and make,and you can leave
the bottom box empty.

When you think of a consumer focused remote control which doesn’t require an installer to put in, what comes to mind? A $20 universal remote from Radio Shack? Logitech is hoping you’ll think outside of the box with the recent unveiling of their latest Harmony remote control called the Logitech Harmony 1000 Advanced Universal Remote.

The Harmony 1000 trades in the plethora of buttons and stereotypical remote look for a sleek new industrial style design which consists mainly of an LCD and just a few basic controls. The overall design of the Harmony 1000 is fairly thin and rectangular in shape.

The 3.5-inch color LCD screen is touch-sensitive, designed to replace the typical buttons common on other universal remotes and even the older Harmony remotes. The Harmony 1000 displays the most important, relevant controls to which device you are operating, according to Logitech. In an example they cited, “when watching TV using a digital video recorder (DVR), people will see on-screen the standard skip forward, skip back, record and pause buttons necessary to controlling a DVR. But when they are listening to CDs, they will see the track controls they need to navigate their music.”

More here
 

"Man, if the busses in New York were a bit more like this I'd probably skip the subway a lot more often. This is the "SuperBus," a 30 passenger electric vehicle that can move along at up to 155 MPH. It's so fast because it's aerodynamic, so low to the ground that riders can't stand up inside. How do you get passengers in and out of a bus you can't stand up in? Give them all their own door, of course! Yep, 30 doors for 30 riders. If you want to get a ride on the SuperBus, just send it a text message and it'll pick you up along the special speedways designed just for the fancy vehicle. The researchers from Delft University of Technology in the Netherlands plan to have a working model ready to go to serve visitors to Beijing during the 2008 Olympics. Meanwhile, hobos everywhere are looking forward to having the most bad ass place to nap ever. Check the promo video out here." — Adam Frucci 

Look what I found!!! Teoti rules!!!



 

So here's my blog. I finally succumbed to the peer pressure, and 
created one.

It's not gonna be that great, I'll probably get bored quickly with it,
 but you never know. I'm stopping smoking (weed & ciggies)
in 10 days, so I might change into a less forgetful person, with
more focus, and stuff, who knows?

My car's not working, that's gotta be why I'm doing this.
Blame the car, and dr3n... they made me do this.

Bloody immobiliser is stuck on. And I can't get an answer from
the company that can fix it for £60. Oh well, could be worse,
my telly coulda blew up in the thunderstorm we had earlier...

I've got karate at 6pm. I've just got my orane belt, so it's gonna
be a hard class. We always get pushed hard straight after grading,
it's supposed to be coz we've got some extra motivation, but I'm
f00kin knackered today.

2 hours... where's them pro-plus...?

Nothing to see here ... Move along ... 

Sex Researcher Beverly Whipple, PH. D., coauthor of The Science of Orgasm, has spoken with 5000 women about their orgasms. Her list of positions, ranked by effectiveness are below:

Top 10 Orgasmic Positions for Women:

1. Woman on Top

2. Reverse Cowgirl

3. Rear Entry
(Doggie Style)

4. Modified Missionary
(He's kneeling with his top half upright)

5. The Butterfly
(Missionary, with the womans pelvis tilted up, a pillow under the butt helps, and her legs in the air.)

6. Coital Alignment Technique
(Start out in missionary position; he edges forward until both partners' pubic bones meet.)

7. Standing Facing Each Other

8. Standing Rear Entry

9. Sitting Lotus Position

10. Spooning

 

Click the link for an amazing machine gun video. 1,000,000 rounds per minute!!

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