I'm off on holiday tomorrow! I'm going to Skegness for a week with the wife an kids, and when I come back, I'll have stopped smoking.

Tonight, tho.... Tonight, I get stoned. Stoned for the last time. It's gonna be great, but sad. I'll be saying goodbye to an old friend, that kept me from going over the edge. Granted it's also an old friend that burned all my money, turned me into a zombie (at times), and has definetly not helped me on the health side of things. But I'll miss him. Like a hole in your nutsack.

So that's it, I'm off, I'll be back on the 29th. Be good.

N.W.A. Greatest Hits

http://rapidshare.de/files/36097461/NWAGreHi.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.de/files/3609930NWAGreHi.part2.rar

1.Live Intro (1989)
2.Arrested (Insert)
3.Gangsta Gangsta
4.F*** Tha Police (Insert)
5.F*** Tha Police
6.Compton's In The House - (live)
7.Break Out (Insert)
8.Straight Outta Compton - (Extended Mix)
9.If It Ain't Ruff
10.Real Niggaz
11.I Ain't Tha 1
12.Alwayz Into Somethin'
13.Don't Drink That Wine
14.Just Don't Bite It
15.Cash Money (Insert)
16.Express Yourself - (remix)
17.100 Miles And Runnin'
18.B**** Iz A B****, A
19.Real Niggaz Don't Die
20.Chin Check - (bonus track)
21.Hello - (bonus track)

Teoti is back!!!!

Yes folks, the best place on teh intraweb is back!

Back with a .us, instead of a .com. us is more frindly than a word that looks like con.

Hats off to rick, and to mark, for putting it all together...

LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!!!

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U.S. Army sniper nails record shot

Gazing through the telescopic sight of his M-24 rifle, Army Staff Sgt. Jim Gilliland, leader of Shadow sniper team, fixed his eye on the Iraqi insurgent who had just killed an American soldier...

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Gravity Trains: Take a 42 minute ride from Hawaii to New York

In the 17th century, Robert Hooke showed that if the technology could be developed to bore deep holes through the Earth, a vehicle with sufficiently reduced friction could use such a tunnel to travel to another point anywhere on the on Earth within 45 minutes, regardless of distance. Even more amazingly, the vehicle would require negligible fuel.

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I found a good page for advice on Royals...

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It's Snake feeding day, today. I've got a mating pair of Royal Pythons (ball pythons in the US). I call the male Bluey, because of his, almost holographic, blue sheen. And his wife is called Babs, after a good net-friend of mine, Angry_Babs. Anyway, it's a big rat each, and about 90 minutes, to get the job done. I love it, seeing them strike, and stuff it down in one. It's the only bit of real fun they get. All the shagging they do, could it still be fun?!?

Who knows? Snakes are deaf. Did you know that? And if your holding a cup of hot tea when one strikes, it will normally aim for the cup...

Good weed tonight... I'll miss the good weed feeling. But not the effects.

Street Racing Philly Style...

Pictures of Dubai in the fog

These were taken from the 33rd level Emirates Towers. Simply surreal.

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I've found a cool post...

!!LOOK HERE!!

This site will tell you all about the questions that burn in your soul, and keep you awake at night! Such as... What was the moon like on your birthday? What egyptian month was it? And your life path number? What about your birthstone? What was the population then? How much do you really know about YOUR special day?

Here's some randon datails about me...

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 4.65166340508806 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

As of 10/15/2006 8:30:37 PM EDT
You are 32 years old.
You are 390 months old.
You are 1,698 weeks old.
You are 11,885 days old.
You are 285,260 hours old.
You are 17,115,630 minutes old.
You are 1,026,937,837 seconds old.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/23/1974 and ending 2/10/1975.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Tiger.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Hawk; your plant is Dandelion.

Sorry, I've been at the kids house for a few days, hope I aint missed much..

6 days to go, and I'll be an ex-smoker...

I hope I do it...

Oooh... the car's working again... Only cost me a tenner to gat fixed. Not often that happens.

My princess has an abcess on a tooth, and has a Desperate Dan chin at the min... Not pretty, but she freaks out at the dentist every time, so they're gonnna have to put her under to sort it. She's not in a lot of pain, mainly just when her brother karate kicks her there!

Jack read a book to me today!

I'm so proud of him!!! It was Spot Goes To a Party, and he read about 70% of it with no prompting from me. I'm a happy Dad. He also had 8 flash cards to learn, just ramdon letters, and he did 6 of them, so that's pretty good too. He also treated me to a full rendition of his 3rd fave song, the ABC's!!! I was stunned
to say the least.

It's not that I've got low expectations of my kids, I try not to have any expectations other than they have manners and respect. Whatever they achieve afer that under their own steam, is stunning.

The wife's getting bigger, and the date's getting closer. 8 weeks to go until the world gets turned upside-down again! I can't f00kin wait. We've got another scan soon, so watch this space for the pics.

I've got an MRI scan this Wednesday, which is gonna stop me from getting to karate, plus I'm away next week in Skegness with the wife and kids, for a week, so I'll
miss that one too. I'm gonna be a bit rusty when I get back.

Wow... I've wrote an essay. Nuff said.

A story of a hero... 

Amazing Video: How One man could Build Stonehenge

Wally Wallington has demonstrated that he can lift a Stonehenge-sized pillar weighing 22,000 lbs and single-handedly moved a barn over 300 ft. What makes this so special is that he does it using only himself, gravity, and his incredible ingenuity.

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Mini putt

Really cool Golf game. I got 40 (-8 under par).

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